Chris and Sean are back from Thanksgiving and ringing in the Christmas season with a packed episode.

They open with the media’s sudden obsession over Donald Trump’s MRI — a burst of breathless coverage about presidential health that mysteriously never appeared during four years of Joe Biden’s prostate issues, cognitive concerns, and zero medical experts on TV discussing any of it.

From there, the guys head to Minnesota, where “Happy Hands” Governor Tim Walz is facing a $1 billion taxpayer-funded scandal, with government money funneled to Somali immigrants through a fraud-ridden social-services network. Just one more entry in the growing catalog of Democratic slush funds nationwide.

Arizona, of course, has its own slushie machine running. Senator Mark Kelly, under mounting scrutiny, held a semi–presidential announcement–style press conference to attack Donald Trump — a fresh display of classic Trump Derangement Syndrome™, and a not-so-subtle attempt to distract from the increasing questions surrounding him.

The question remains: #WhereIsMarkKelly?

Chris and Sean then wrap with the comforts of the long Thanksgiving weekend — from Zootopia 2 with the family to the unmatched pageantry of rivalry-week college football.

And finally, they break down the scandalous exit of Lane Kiffin from Ole Miss to LSU — yet another “lame” move in a college football landscape that feels more broken, more corrupt, and more chaotic every season.

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